'Free rooster... I'm scared to go near him': 25 Quirky and questionable online items for sale

Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor

Jul 29, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

If you're interested in a cheap couch or a new tee shirt, you can always count on online sellers to have what you need. It's a risk you take each time: is the item going to arrive on time, as advertised, and will it be clean? Two out of three ain't bad when it comes to buying things from people online.

A lot of the stuff for sale isn't something any reasonable person would want. People who really need some cash will throw any old item up on these sites and see if they can catch a buyer. You never know until you try! Check out a bunch of very silly things that were actually for sale online… who knows if someone actually decided to buy these things!

Next up, these people were the crazy next-door-neighbors in their neighborhood, like one woman who decided that she was going to make a local racoon her pet, and "She left out a bag of sugar for it." What could go wrong?

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via u/Kenworth_02
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via u/Mysterious-Fan-8961
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"I covered the eaten end, so it IS relatively fresh" - the proud seller

via u/kayban88
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via u/dart5900
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Oh it's "great for those family activities," huh?

via u/Nearby_Purchase_2971
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It sure is a giant mustache

via u/FadedShatter_YT
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via u/Emotional_Win1430
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via u/edgy_bach
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NoooOooOOooo

via u/Myriadix

Here's a refresher in case you don't know this internet icon.
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Hmmm

via u/Mumzaa
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via u/iCopyright2017
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Cookie heads of the world, is this a truly valuable misprint?

via u/Planeandaquariumgeek

I wouldn't think so but then again, I don't collect rare Oreo mistakes like this person does.
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It just needs a little love

via u/reverick
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via u/ItBeC*rona
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Only worn a couple of *years* is what I think you meant

via u/Mightbeagoat
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Off brand Cookie Monster to thrill the kiddies

via u/The_PG_Account
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Game beans

via u/TheManFromDallas
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via u/AmoebaOk4540
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What a terrible day to have eyes

via u/Fakenerd791
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Looks awesome

via u/alpohh
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It's trash, just give it up

via u/foxliver
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"Morto Combat"

via u/hi_im_cool123
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via u/Windows_2_Walls
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The price is right

via u/the_cow_clown
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via u/asleepinsomnia

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'Free rooster... I'm scared to go near him': 25 Quirky and questionable online items for sale

"I covered the eaten end, so it IS relatively fresh" - the proud seller

Oh it's "great for those family activities," huh?

It sure is a giant mustache

NoooOooOOooo

Hmmm

Cookie heads of the world, is this a truly valuable misprint?

It just needs a little love

Only worn a couple of years is what I think you meant

Off brand Cookie Monster to thrill the kiddies

Game beans

What a terrible day to have eyes

Looks awesome

It's trash, just give it up

"Morto Combat"

The price is right

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"I covered the eaten end, so it IS relatively fresh" - the proud seller

Oh it's "great for those family activities," huh?

It sure is a giant mustache

NoooOooOOooo

Hmmm

Cookie heads of the world, is this a truly valuable misprint?

It just needs a little love

Only worn a couple of *years* is what I think you meant

Off brand Cookie Monster to thrill the kiddies

Game beans

What a terrible day to have eyes

Looks awesome

It's trash, just give it up

"Morto Combat"

The price is right

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Only worn a couple of years is what I think you meant